Frequently Asked Questions

Most stuff you should be able to find in the About Us section, but please do email us some questions so that we can put something on this page. Thanks.

July 2000

No one still has asked us any questions so we may give up on this page. Except Andrew's mother who asked: "who's the best mum in the world?" As soon as we find out we'll let you know.... (only kidding - you know its you)

January 2001

From our friend Mike. Thanks for your questions.

Q: Ok - So here's one for you - how DOES Phill get his hair so high.

A: Sh*t loads of "Black and White" hair wax, 3 cans of hairspray and a sprinkling of bad temperament.

Q: Why does it never move even in high wind or torrential rain?

A: Phill never washes his hair, and 3 years of wax has made his hair sooo stiff.

Q: Why do my "laughter lines" look so bloody clear on your web site??????????

A: Because you are a good laugh!!

February 2001

From Andrew's brother, Edward.

Q: Why why why are there no pictures of your family - especially your lovely brother?

A: Sorry. We will dig through the archive for some pictures, but in the meantime, here is one of you Ed, with Phill in Italy.

March 2001

From Ronni, one of Andrew's work colleagues

Q: How did you and Andrew meet ? (asked with a broad New York accent)

A: Andrew was going out with a friend of mine, but I really fancied him. So I cheekily asked my friend to introduce us, and the rest is history.

Q: How long have you been together ?

A: We met in April 1996, and I moved in with Andrew in September of the same year.

Q: Could you tell me some lovely embarrassing stories about Andrew ??? :))

A: I'll let you know Ronni !!!!!!!